Cucch, thanks for the giggle. What you said reminded me of Jamie Lee Curtis’ character in “Freaky Friday” where she’s talking to a patient on her earpiece at the grocery store and said kind of the same thing you just did and the woman at the deli counter starts crying and says “Thank you.”
I am also SO behind a TV show. “Two (Three? Four?) Guys and a Reality Check” I wanna be on too!